The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Hands down one of the worst films (in every aspect) I have ever seen. Glaring technical and dramaturgical incompleteness, holes in the script, insane actors, a plot about nothing. Watching this nonsense for 125 minutes was literally a superhuman task. A completely twisted film without a hint of tension, visual aesthetics, or proper mythology. Teen romance that turns into an eternal battle between werewolves and vampires. Rubbish and doesn't even come close to a one-star rating. (08/26/2012)

Now I get it. The main reason why the Twilight Saga has been so negatively received by reasonable viewers is that the female protagonist is an utter moron with whom I wouldn’t want to share even a word… Otherwise, it has a couple of fine moments, but it’s hard to watch characters that make you want to wring their necks. (08/26/2010)

While the first film is ridiculous only from about the middle, here the volleys of laughter were flying through the movie theater from the beginning. It’s all already been said. I could only add that Weitz can somehow present it even more metro-sexually and in the "Edward, do me a child" sort of way. Regardless, given the insane amount of "guilty pleasure" atmosphere, it doesn't have tome to bore you, which is good in a way. But to be fair, the passage with the werewolves is entertaining in a relatively real way (Victoria's chase to the sounds of Thom Yorke is fantastic). It’s the most honest bullshit of the season. I’m anxiously awaiting David Slade’s work. (12/14/2009)

To all opponents, all mockers, and all cynics, access is once again prohibited. Because here, suffering for a broken heart continues, desperate actions have no end, and for true love, everyone would go to the ends of the earth (and maybe even further). What the book pulverized in endless repeated reflections on the same topic, Weitz managed to create a romantic-adventurous spectacle out of it. Tolerance is still necessary, but those who did not reject at first should not do so now either. (12/13/2009)

I simply have to ask: "What does Martha Stewart do?" Other than that, I don't know how to feel about this experience. Unintentional laughter over laughter in almost every shot and sentence? Come on. What was seen and why remains hidden from us. If this was a ten-minute short, it could be funny... but Dakota's participation is a scam. (11/08/2011)