Wonder Woman 1984

If I never saw another Patty Jenkins movie in my life, I wouldn't mind at all. Not that I was looking forward to her Wonder Woman 1984 or was a big fan of the first film, but those two and a half hours with Gal Gadot went by as fast as, say, the Thirty Years War. And I'm convinced it's the fault of a director who just can't handle blockbusters and action movies. WW1984 has an extremely excessive runtime and unfortunately most of it is completely pointless filler. The 1980s setting didn't make much sense to me, the film could have been set almost any time before Batman vs. Superman. Virtually nothing happens, and when the action does come, it's mediocre at best. The only lighter moments are the romantic scenes where the film can lean on Chris Pine. But the biggest problem I see is that Jenkins clearly wanted to make something that would be reminiscent of the first and second Superman. That is, a naive comic book movie with a simple plot, easily distinguishable good and evil, and lots of hope and optimism. I don't disagree. It's just that the end result is more like Superman 3 and 4, which really aren't good movies. Overall, Wonder Woman 1984 doesn't feel like a big 2020 movie, but like something that was made two years before the first Iron Man, when Hollywood still didn't really know how to handle comic book heroes and heroines and the whole superhero genre was still in search of a new direction. And no, I don't mean that as praise for the old-school approach. Jenkins simply made not an old-school movie, but a movie that feels extremely old. Aside from the nice costumes and production design, I don't really know what to praise about it or why I should recommend it to anyone. (12/28/2020)

Gal Gadot's natural femininity and old world elegance and refinement and the opening triathlon are about all you should (not) see Wonder Woman 1984 for, and I'm sure some editing of the top moments (about 3-4) will be quite enough. The rest is merely tired screenwriting filler that doesn't honor the main character's abilities and her character as such, nor the laws of physics, nor, in fact, any plot cohesion so that you can watch it in peace without rolling your eyes in disbelief. (01/10/2021)

If it’s going to be 1984, then with everything that comes along with it, was probably said by Patty Jenkins et al., and the second Wonder Woman was written and filmed exactly as it would have looked 37 years ago. That is, with a fairy-tale plot, in which there is also the threat of the Cold War and the victory of the most important human values, with the main (semi) divine protagonist, who distributes smiles in all directions, eliminates villains without killing (do not expect the sword and shield, Diana's only weapon is a lasso) and she is tormented by unhappy love, with a super-exaggerated and amusing villain whose plan evokes a smile, and with only a few action scenes. But we don't have to wait long for them, as some people complain, because what's between them is entertainment. I really like this concept. Gal Gadot clearly enjoys her relaxed position, absolutely great is Pedro Pascal, who plays Max Lord in exactly the same way Gene Hackman played Lex Luthor, Chris Pine has comedic talent and is still amazed by everything, and hats off to Kristen Wiig, whose Barbara, on the other hand, was obviously inspired by Selina/Catwoman, played by Michelle Pfeiffer, and who gradually transforms without any effects, only thanks to her acting and increasingly animalistic costumes. In the end, I have to do something I haven't done in a long time, and that is to praise the music of Hans Zimmer, who mixes a Williams orchestra full of jubilant Superman fanfares with Morricone romance, period synths and his typical drone (and the Lion King). (04/16/2021)

Wonder Woman 84 is a generational film, it's not simplified, and it's not straightforward. Certain ideas or the performances of individuals may occasionally stutter, but as a whole, it's a distinctive experience. The situation in comics in 1984 was very complicated, the entire DC Universe was due for a major reboot. Having been born in 1971, director Patty Jenkins is very nostalgic about the era, forgetting that superhero comics were not nearly the global phenomenon they are today, making her film less accessible to certain potential markets. The same is true for the general realities of this decade, from which WW84 picks only a certain part. It's not as clear-cut as the first Wonder Woman, which was set in a clear escalating conflict. The second film lacks the comparatively breathtaking climax that was Wonder Woman's triumph in No Man's Land. It took a very long time for classic superheroes to be domesticated in the comics even in the post-war world, and for the newly introduced heroes in the movies, the same path has to be followed, and while it may be different, that doesn't mean it will be any less rough. It's irrelevant that the film Wonder Woman first fought in the trenches of World War I, though in the comic books Wonder Woman wasn't born until the fight against Nazism. Never mind that the film sequel fetishizes an era irrelevant to the comic book Wonder Woman, rewriting her story to best illustrate today's view of her role in society while dealing with the trauma of Americans today. Importantly, this icon of the 20th century, the essence of femininity in all its forms, continues to inspire. Because that is her main message. At heart, Diana of Themyscira is not an ordinary kid from Kansas or a millionaire orphan, Diana is an ambassador of peace in a world of people whether in costume or in plain clothes. The year of repeated postponement of the premiere was very difficult - I was looking forward to the sequel and the eventual film surprised me a lot. I'll be happy if there's a third film. I'd definitely go watch it again in the IMAX, preferably both films. (12/30/2020)

I was looking forward to a bold, purely female comic book movie with a strong heroine, fearless in her emancipation from the pernicious Justice League. But I was seriously disappointed. I don’t mind so much the weird way they keep hitting each other, or how naively (= eighties style) Wonder Woman is approached; it’s the message that bothers me. It’s been a long time since I saw such a dumb, illogical story offending women, men, children and human intelligence in general. The lesson is literally terrifying - dreams are bad, make good with what you already have - and seriously modern. Gal Gadot still looks fabulous and Pine strangely enjoys being in his role. Wiig isn’t comfortable in her role in any position and, after his praise-worthy performance in The Mandalorian, poor old Pedro Pascal really hits bottom in his role of megalomaniacal loser who (doesn’t) want to be with his son. And it looks like Star Wars: Rogue Squadron is way up shit creek, lacking the proverbial paddle in the hands of Patty Jenkins. P.S. The explanation of Linda Carter’s tiny cameo is really annoying. Now the Yanks have their very own Carry On Doctor. (01/02/2021)