Filmmaniak

I quite like Mr. Nárožný, but casting him in the role of a dangerous mobster was the casting mistake of the year. Otherwise, the directing and screenplay cannot be described as anything other than dilettantism. Everything from the acting to the editing and music is pathetic, and I can't think of anything I can highlight as at least a little bit positive. Maybe only Mr. Čtvrtníček and Mr. Steindler. But they can't really save the film by being onscreen for just a few minutes.

Unfunny hogwash, offering poorly-directed scenes on the level of a slightly better home-video, full of demented gags and unsympathetic protagonists who are ignorant, selfish and terribly stupid idiots. The concept of using found footage is unbelievable and unconvincing, because the seemingly “real" shots from the go-pro camera contain a video editing, song accompaniment and other elements that a randomly found recording from a hand-held camera should not contain. The actors just scream, roll their eyes and grimace. It’s an outright sloppy comedy that arose as a by-product of the actors and film crew enjoying a great holiday.

I've seen worse nonsense before, but this film is still pretty miserable. Danny Trejo is in the film for about two minutes, the volcano is spewing zombies and embarrassing digital lava, but mostly nothing happens and it's all terribly boring. It's slightly unintentionally entertaining, but hardly enough. I'm also fascinated by the director's effort to constantly stuff various out-of-focus objects or the actors' shoulders right in front of the camera at all costs.

An aggressively unpleasant film with an unimaginative and sloppy plot, unsuccessful and utterly embarrassing jokes, poorly-directed and miserable acting, and with a lot of self-serving and unnecessarily exaggerated vulgarities and distastefulness. The story is totally nonsensical and incoherent and breaks apart into a tangle of unrelated scenes in which desperately unsympathetic protagonists act like incompetent lunatics so that they can eventually end up in a mess of feces, vomit, or cow guts. The equivalent of comedy hell.

A remarkable film that is original and unique. It is interesting how it forces the viewer to imagine things much more perverse than those that actually take place in the film (due to the terrible quality of the image, it is often not possible to know what is actually going on in the film). However, its technical processing is repulsive and makes the film almost unwatchable. This was certainly the director's intention, but it is an intention that absolutely does not match up to what I expect from a film. The opening suicide scene is very impressive, but the rest is just abstract, surreal and confused avantgarde nonsense.

This thing goes completely beyond any ordinary standards. It doesn't matter at all about the percentage or star rating, and instead of Boo!, I could easily write a huge WTF and not evaluate it. In my opinion, whether you give it five stars or Boo! only depends on if you like the protagonists of the film and you laugh at them, or if you hate them completely and want to kill them. (For me, the second feeling was stronger.) I definitely have nothing against users who give it the best rating, because I can vividly imagine how they had a great time watching it. In any case, The Room is an incredible piece of shit, the horror of which is unspeakable. If you try to imagine all the possible conceivable mistakes that a filmmaker can make in a film, then here they are. They should show this in film schools as a demonstration of how not to make a film. Tommy Wiseau is an alien from the planet Cesspool. I can't think of any other explanation.