Directed by:
Cirio H. SantiagoScreenplay:
Howard R. CohenComposer:
Jaime Mendoza-NavaCast:
John Carradine, Bruce Fairbairn, Vic Diaz, Irving Glick, Lenka Novak, Katie Dolan, Trey Wilson, Erna Martha Bauman, Karen StridePlots(1)
A modern day Dracula discovers an exceptionally effective method for attracting "new blood" to his castle. He forms a harem of bloodsucking hookers whose attractive qualities enable them to snare navy men who are on shore leave. (official distributor synopsis)
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The American film Vampire Hookers is not very good. It tries to save face with some weird moments in the script at the end, but otherwise, this is a film that relies on pretty women showing very nice breasts and the fact that even though they are vampires, they also wear panties. There's a lot of humor, but most of it isn't funny, and you won't find any horror moments in the film at all. That’s too bad because it could have at least been more erotic.
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With this movie, Cirio H. Santiago could have easily aspired to be the Filipino Ed Wood. This is hard-to-evaluate trash, in which everything is terrible except for the song playing over the end credits, which will leave you singing in your head for days after: "Vampire Hookers ... and blood is not all they suck!" Other unforgettable highlights are also a farting manservant played by Vic Diaz, extras staring blankly into the camera, and probably the dumbest climax someone could have thought up.
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