Shoot 'Em Up

Load your guns, take a bite of carrots, undo the lids, and let's go with Smith. Just be careful of one important task. Turn off your brain. It's annoying, overused, and almost hated by me, but there's no other way here. I haven't found such a brutally convoluted plot in an action movie yet. That's how much Crank was shot up, slightly crazy, and therefore infinitely enjoyable. Shoot 'Em Up is insane. Mostly entertaining, but occasionally unfortunately unbearable. It's partly because of Giamatti's somewhat boring immortality, Clive's invincibility, and especially Monica's bursting charm, which compels one to dig their nails into the armrest and pray for more carrots with every adorable line. When Owen looks mean and starts wreaking havoc with any weapon, there's something to watch. It just needed a tangled, thorough final scene. Like this, I'll happily discuss some successful sparks or adrenaline-raising banter between the villain and the hero, but none of it will stay with me for long. Although I must admit that expecting a lot from the movie here was solely my mistake. (01/18/2008)

They say never overstep the mark. And in Shoot ‘Em Up they clearly forgot about this saying. Michael Davis had good intentions, but wasn’t able to get more out of them than slightly above average. And that’s mainly thanks to great actors, great wisecracks and new, original ideas. Maybe if someone else had filmed his screenplay. Maybe... I dunno... Mike Bay? :) (01/11/2008)

I really enjoyed this. Stylish, but above all a parody, very much a parody. Awash with testosterone to the point that it can't be taken seriously for even a split second. It flies in all directions, sometimes toward Bond, other times toward Tarantino. I had fun, and except for a few cardboard scenes, the film is energetic and has a contagious appeal. Owen with carrots = love it. This film was made so you could turn off your brain and enjoy yourself. As stupid as MOTORHEAD hits and just as catchy. Fuck off fucking fuckers! (11/11/2009)

Fortunately, this movie is as much fun as it is stupid. Inspired by Woo’s Hard Boiled, this film presents non-stop action entertainment for uncritical fans of 1980s action movies and classic rock hits. As for me, I preferred Paul Oakenfold in the scene with cars and a toddler on the road. It’s interesting to watch Clive Owen repeat his role from Children of Men in such a different film, and it suits him just as well. (11/05/2007)

"A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a cradle. Quite a thrilling action with an interesting villain, but not interestingly written, interestingly played. Paul Giamatti is simply cool. Clive Owen also fits the role, a good tough guy. Interesting moments, sometimes quite sterile. It's not as entertaining as it seems, but occasionally the action grabs the viewer. Today I'm giving out too high ratings. Well, for those stupid tricks, I have to go for just an average rating." (03/19/2014)