Bitch Slap

Not a single blonde? Unforgivable! And not a wise decision, because in the flashbacks where the three lead brunette characters furiously exchange their wardrobes and overall image, they become kind of interchangeable. Otherwise, it’s more or less okay silly low-budget fun, where characters sometimes behave like idiots and it’s full of what was missing in Snyder’s Sucker Punch. That is sex, sex and more sex. (05/31/2012)

This is the horniest 100 minutes of the year featuring three divine females and a director with his brain in his balls and a libido off the charts. There’s nothing more fun a guy could ask for at the end of the year. A plot based on flashbacks, a CIA weapon prototype, Hercules, and endless shots of boobs and asses in the longest camera slow-motion since Transformers 2. It doesn't make sense, but it's a film full of catchphrases and it’s anti-feminist entertainment that, while actually stuck on a backwater desert road, moves faster than a lubricated one. It is indeed the perfect antagonism of Twilight. :) (12/28/2009)