Things Just Got Real (S01E03)

Marty and Debbie are getting along with the Zabvronians, but among other things, the aliens' constant desire to touch their hair is a little disconcerting. So they set up a night out with their human friends, and make it clear to Larry and Jackie that they're not invited. A gesture that they, of course, misinterpret. Reggie is entranced by Marty's human ways, which Larry feels is a slap at his position as man of the house. So he goes over to dominate them at poker. Jackie watches a show about real Jersey housewives to brush up on human behavior. It turns out to not be the best course of study. (ABC TV Network)