My First Girlfriend Is a Gal

"Bastards who view a woman as a sex object do not deserve to have balls" - This is a decent idea, which I would not really have expected from an ecchi anime series that is this insanely obvious. After all, where else can you find girls who fulfill the desires of such a wide range of men? There are big boobs, a tanned lady, and a Lolita with extremely huge breasts. - just decent footage of a range of the kind that last appeared in anime series like Seven Mortal Sins, even though they only needed four girls in this show. Of course, they are scantily clad or in school uniforms, and sex is dealt with in almost every episode. The girls are quite likable on the whole and diligently fulfill their roles for the male audience. If I were a feminist, I would commit ritual suicide with a very dull knife because I would probably prefer that to watch this show, or perhaps, according to the screenwriters' claims, attack their private parts with the knife. Ecchi fans will, of course, enjoy this immensely. However, then there is the male cast, where the main goon is actually still quite tolerable. How could he not be when his mates are a horny form of dumb and dumber (glasses and blonde), and there is a very real pedophile as a special guest. Can anyone be amused by a chubby little man whose "area of interest" does not go past twelve years old and who goes on and on about the same pedophile bullshit about how girls under twelve are just the best? This was not even funny in the first episode, let alone on the tenth repeat. I was similarly embarrassed by the ever more ingenious schemes of a couple of friends who came up with various "very subtle" ways to get the main male protagonist (and themselves, of course) laid. How to get laid is mentioned in almost every episode. The word virgin is repeated about as often as their version of Uncle PedoBear's desires for underage girls. So why did you watch it? Good question. First of all, because underneath all the assault on base instincts, repetitiveness and silliness were, in my opinion, a more or less average romantic narrative. Also, probably because this season, even this craziness is good for killing time while waiting for fall, and quite possibly because I actually found the main female protagonist to be a pretty likable girl. However, even so, it still was not enough to keep me entertained and at least feel good about it. 3/10 (09/13/2017)