Why the Hell Are You Here, Teacher!?

Once again, one of those shows cut straight from life where girls experience one unfortunate predicament after another. You know it, right? Those classic situations where, as a teacher, you spill more fluids on your chest when you're wearing a freakishly see-through shirt. You don't? Or those moments when a young lad wants to drink from a bottle, but fate is such that his mouth ends up right under someone’s skirt? Wait, that doesn't happen to you either? Or the most common one of all, when a paperclip flies off so unluckily that it snaps behind your back, thus undoing your bra, which you can always get help fastening from a random popular student passing by, but he mistakes the buttons for a slightly different pair of "buttons"? If even this life certainty isn't happening to you, congratulations, but you certainly don't live in an anime world where for some unfathomable reason one of the 4 teachers suddenly appears out of nowhere wherever you are. The series bounces wildly from sweet and romantic chittering to sudden leaps of 10 levels to frantically undress the ladies for more or less pedophilic continuations of their pleasures (one lady in particular abounds in the bizarre, where her features guarantee that her half a head shorter boyfriend will never need to buy milk for the rest of his life). So unless you've actually experienced something of the above, this anime is happy to prepare you for it, but offers nothing more. Finally, on second thought, a little more seriously... why the hell are you here, Scalp?! The weakest 2 stars (04/28/2021)