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Cinematography:
Rudolf Stahl ml.Cast:
Waldemar Matuška, Jana Brejchová, Hana Hegerová, Eva Pilarová, Karel Gott, Jiří Šlitr, Jiří Suchý, Jiří Jelínek, Jana Malknechtová, Pavlína Filipovská (more)Plots(1)
This anti-war musical presents all the popular personalities of Czech pop-music of that time on a single screen. A statue of Johannes Sebastian Bach is revealed in a fictional spa town named Alkalis. At that time, a pacifist soldier, Schulze, deserts the local garrison, and the weapons miraculously turn into musical instruments in the guarded military area. TV reporter Tereza (Jana Brejchova) appears at the curious event with the instructions to prepare a spectacular TV revue in the barracks. The militant officers try in vain to disrupt the event. Jiří Suchý and Jiří Šlitr play a duo of paratroopers who spend a night behind the window of the ladies' chamber. (Febiofest)
(more)Cast
Waldemar Matuška
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Lemonade Joe (1964)
All My Compatriots (1968)
Jana Brejchová
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Higher Principle (1960)
Půlpenny (1974) (TV movie)
The Fabulous Baron Munchausen (1961)
Hana Hegerová
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Hope (1963)
Koncert pre Jara Filipa (2001) (concert)
Eva Pilarová
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Návštěva z vesmíru (1977) (TV movie)
Píseň pro Rudolfa III. (1967) (series)
Karel Gott
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Nineties (2022) (series) - a.f.
Dvacet let Olympicu (1983) (concert)
Jiří Šlitr
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Zuzana je zase sama doma (1961) (TV movie)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Jiří Suchý
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Jiří Suchý: Recitál 1964/2019 (2019) (concert)
Forever Král: Koncertní pocta Ivanu Královi (2021) (concert)
Jiří Jelínek
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Lemonade Joe (1964)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Concert at the End of Summer (1979)
Jana Malknechtová
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Pavlína Filipovská
Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Lucerna aneb Boj o lípu (1994) (theatrical recording)
Píseň pro Rudolfa III. (1967) (series)
Martin Růžek
Austria-Hungary
Best movies:
Tři na lavičce (1978) (TV movie)
Witchhammer (1969)
All My Compatriots (1968) - narrator
Vlastimil Brodský
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Tažní ptáci (1983) (TV movie)
Secluded, Near Woods (1976)
Men About Town (1969)
Jiří Bruder
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Jára Cimrman Lying, Sleeping (1983)
Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, a Sailor from York (1981)
A Prayer for Katerina Horovitzova (1965) (TV movie)
Otakar Žebrák
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet (1978)
Accused (1964)
The Jester's Tale (1964)
Karel Mareš
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Larks on a String (1969)
Case for a Rookie Hangman (1969)
A Report on the Party and Guests (1966)
Rudolf Cortés
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Lemonade Joe (1964)
The Proud Princess (1952)
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)
Darek Vostřel
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
The Incredibly Sad Princess (1968)
Píseň pro Rudolfa III. (1967) (series)
Václav Lohniský
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Higher Principle (1960)
Marecek, Pass Me the Pen! (1976)
Witchhammer (1969)
Vladimír Hrabánek
Czechoslovakia
Best movies:
Give the Devil His Due (1984)
Marecek, Pass Me the Pen! (1976)
Semafor - Největší hity (2005) (video compilation)
Vladislav Pietras
Best movies:
If a Thousand Clarinets (1964)